What are these two SkyGods discussing at the Mountain State Tunnel Boogie?
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i113: May 2019
On the cover: French freefly Team AirWax members Greg Crozier and Karine Joly photographed above Skydive Sebastian in Florida. Photo by Norman Kent.
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Your lips look so dry…lemme put some of our new ZP chapstick on ’em, buddy…
……and I didn’t even know her name,I got up and ran out before she woke up, thats why my hair looks so bad.Now I have this burning sensation on my lips, hoping this chapstick soothes the burning a bit……do you think it works on foreskin too?
Here… let me give something to make kissing my ass easier.
Dude, I heard your cock was this big! Wanna rodeo me next jump?
This suppository will help with your gas on jump run
Here this will help get that helmet off your head.
See, I told you it would keep your lips from sticking to your teeth.
I’m just hoping it’ll help reduce the magnetic pull from these overhead lights.
“Dude, you gotta try this new Melon Grease! If you rub it all over your head, you will TOTALLY be able to get that helmet on all the way!”
Mickey: Whose ass did you have to kiss to get on Airspeed?
Nick: The list is endless, but with the aid of my trusty chapstick it was a walk in the park.
PS Love you Nick :)
Yeah, my dad taught me this trick. See,you’re distracted by my supple lips and you didn’t even notice I was flipping you off. God I love my “old man”!
No its called Lip Exfoliator.
…um like ya dude, like if you like leave your helmet on like long enough, I’m sure your coif will queef like mine, totally…but like sometimes I have to like use this chapstick to like keep it queefin’…
I wonder how long this kids going to talk before he gets I don’t speak any english. I’ll just keep smiling. He seems to think he knows what he is talking about. I’m just going to pull my helmet down and walk away.
Seriously????? You’ve never heard of the “Coneheads”?!?!
“What did you say your name was?”
“Sorry, I never talk to anyone who wears a jumpsuit in a convention center.”
…. then she pulled out her Chapstick and… Well, would you prefer I show you instead?