Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders

Due to some glitch in the matrix, we completely forgot about polls! How dare we?! This is a good one, about a universal topic that every skydiver has a strong opinion about.

PD New Beginning

Farts in the plane.


  • My personal vote may be because my dog has de-sensitized me with her earth-shattering, unbelievable farts. They’re so bad that whoever dog sits her while I’m away invariably texts me to share just how smelly she is.

  • It’s just a fart guys. All you have to do is crack the door. Plus I feel a little closer to the people I have shared farts with on the plane!

  • Farts are fine, but only if girls are free to queef.” Fly free, free to queef aloud. Fly free, let every queef show that your proud.” (south park)

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