Due to some glitch in the matrix, we completely forgot about polls! How dare we?! This is a good one, about a universal topic that every skydiver has a strong opinion about.
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i113: May 2019
On the cover: French freefly Team AirWax members Greg Crozier and Karine Joly photographed above Skydive Sebastian in Florida. Photo by Norman Kent.
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My personal vote may be because my dog has de-sensitized me with her earth-shattering, unbelievable farts. They’re so bad that whoever dog sits her while I’m away invariably texts me to share just how smelly she is.
I have cleared out the second floor to my house so i wonder what i could do on a plane…… Hmmm.
I go for the civilized approach. Sign by the exit in one of the Otters at The Ranch: “Flatulence in this aircraft is prohibited.”
I think we need a picture of that sign!
It’s just a fart guys. All you have to do is crack the door. Plus I feel a little closer to the people I have shared farts with on the plane!
Farts are fine, but only if girls are free to queef.” Fly free, free to queef aloud. Fly free, let every queef show that your proud.” (south park)