200 Perfect Jumps, 1 Not-So-Perfect Poopface

The hits just keep coming. As previously established, I fuck up. A draft post titled “200 Perfect Jumps” has been sitting in the queue for months, just waiting for someone to come along and hit the “Publish” button. Norah Jones doesn’t know why she didn’t call, I don’t know why I didn’t hit that button.

Anyway, the documentary about the event is going to be premiered at the Mall of America February 28, so that’s very exciting.

PD New Beginning

And, just in case you were wondering why I finally got around to posting it.

From: “Stephen Kane”
Date: Wed, Jan 26, 2011 1:14 pm
Subject: 200 Perfect Jumps Documentary
To: “Lara Kjeldsen”

Hey Lara,

Looking back, i don’t think you did put my trailer on your website. In
response, i printed a photo of you from Facebook and it’s now on the wall in
my office where i can throw darts at it. I managed to hit you in the nostril
the other day, but i’d feel more of a champ if i managed the iris.

Anyway, here it is on youtube, and it’s due to premier in the Mall of
America, Minneapolis on Feb 28th. ( We also have a link to get a free ticket:

I doubt anyone that is near enough to go and would have interest, hasn’t
already heard about it, but i think it would be a cool to have it on your
website. Once it’s premiered, we’ll have it online, and maybe you could link
to it then, too. I’d appreciate any exposure at all. Ask Merriah Eakins;
she’ll tell you i’m a good shit.



P.S. I didn’t mean it about the darts.     It’s normally my own poop that i
throw at the picture.

On Sat, Aug 28, 2010 at 2:44 PM, Lara Kjeldsen wrote:

>  Thanks, we’ll put the trailer up on our site this week! Unfortunately we
> are not going to Couch Freaks this year :( Someday, though! It looks
> seriously awesome. Drink some free beer for us!
> Lara
>   Lara Kjeldsen
> Editor | Webmaster


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