The jumping jackass has been grounded.

God bless a bastion of journalistic excellence like the New York Daily News for leading off their story (note awesomely snarky URL) with that line. And making it seem as if his lawyer’s response to “Will Jeb try to jump any other New York landmarks?” is “He’s going to jump out of a plane and land without a parachute while wearing a squirrel suit.”

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In any case, the verdict is in and Jeb Corliss is not welcome at the Empire State Building. Ever. Again.

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AP: Judge bans daredevil Jeb Corliss from ever stepping foot into Empire State Building

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